“Nice: Chris Christie has a 15 percent approval rating, the lowest of any New Jersey governor ever.”

Assuming this ever gets to court, please, please let the President testify on his own behalf... 

Dude I am 100% on board with your overall Bachelor opinion. And I am really bothered by how comfortable people seem with deeming DeMario a rapist, given as far as we know he was equally drunk/unable to consent.

Let’s not pretend that I don’t know why sexual assault is bad. That’s offensive. I just felt puzzled that the trauma she’s sustained, given as far as we’d heard until now she was a too-drunk-to-consent-but-otherwise-willing-participant in the incident at hand. That’s not traumatic to me, no, but I do understand that…

much like children, buttholes should be seen, yet not heard.

You wouldn’t be emotionally traumatized if you found out you’d been filmed being sexually assaulted?

I think the violence of the word assault may impact our understanding of what went down. If she was into it (ie blackout drunk as in she doesn’t remember, not as in she was unconscious - some blackouts are not obvious to outsiders) she might not be injured, physically. We call it sexual assault because she couldn’t…

I’ll never look this cool.

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

Yeah hiding from responsibility behind mean Internet comments is one of the grossest manipulative dodges. “Geez guys I considered suicide! Woe is me gosh these internet bullies so unfair! I’m a viiiictimm”

The thing is, they never *stopped* being sociopaths. They were just given a different set of tools and a new way of relating to people.

I was impressed with how collected and calm Comey was throughout his testimony, and how easily he was able to discuss and consider what he was being asked about. You could tell that he prepared for his testimony but also was being honest. Basically, he sounded like a professional, responsible person. Sessions sounded…

Kamala did not come out of nowhere. She was District Attorney of San Francisco for 7 years. Then she was Attorney General of California for the next 6 until she moved to the US Senate this year. She is one of two Senators from the largest State in the country. She does have strong positions on a variety of…

Some of us are from California and beyond familiar with Kamala Harris. She’s an OG around these parts, especially for people from the Bay. I’m from the Central Valley and I first took notice of her with Prop 8 when she refused to defend it. She’s a bad ass and always has been.

Are you a California resident? Because that’s not how she’s seen here.

I’ve been saying Kamala Harris 2020 since before the 2016 election was even over. She’s awesome. I hope she’s president someday.

OK, new rule: any sitting government official who answers ‘I can’t recall’ to any question about critical meetings they had under 6 months ago they had should be removed from office, because they are either a liar or have mental issues that disqualify them.

I once made a battery out of a potato for a science project. Kilmeade could never hope to generate that much electrical activity.

“It is hard. There’s a level of viciousness that I was not expecting,”

About the accent thing though: when you live around other English-speakers with radically different accents you do kind of pick up some of it after awhile. When I lived in Beijing I had many friends who were Australian and when that’s the only form of English you hear most days your voice starts to reflect it. So I’d…