Sometimes when I see ridiculous commercials, I try to imagine what that pitch meeting must have been like, and I feel like the phrase “protest is the new brunch” was uttered in this one.

Honestly, I don’t have much hope for it in India or other “poor countries.” Women have a hard time getting birth control in many of those countries because the men don’t want them to...they’re certainly not going to get it for themselves. Especially if the marketing stresses its “sperm-zapping” qualities. 

As a fellow teacher, FUCK THAT GUY. You should’ve reminded Ian that’s there’s NO App to fix his face, unfortunately. Then failed him. THEN played “Gangsta’s Paradise” while smoking and sitting incorrectly in your chair.

I...am so sorry. Holy shit. My mouth dropped open while reading that. That’s so fucking abusive.

That feels “cold” to you, even though the first thing he says is “I still feel very warm towards her?”

I feel like Russell Brand’s thoughts on Katy Perry are fine? They aren’t married anymore. Sounds like he doesn’t specifically follow her career, but he bears her no ill will. That sounds pretty healthy for a divorced couple.

Well it’s not like he’s going to put up much of a fight…

Oh, my pleasure! Here’s a bonus round.

Bannon was there. He thought it meant Nachos All Toppings Offered

Does this now set a precedent for others to do that same to him, or do the countless lawsuits against him count towards this?

My husband’s grandpa worked for American airlines and they flew standby as kids all the time. They dressed up. It was required because you may end up traveling in first class. These folks were flying for almost free. People feel so entitled. I dress comfy to fly because the airline industry makes flying extremely…

As a child (many years ago) I often had to wear nylons, heels, and a little girl navy suit when traveling non revenue, space available.

Yeah, so employees and their families should dress as befits the standards of the company for whom they are employed, which is also paying for them to fly? QUEL SUPRISE!!!!

When my sister worked for United, we all had and followed the dress code for people getting basically free flights. And often, she and her kids would end up in first class. I really don’t see anything wrong with this policy. The passengers using the pass should have been aware of it too and dressed appropriately. …

And not having any felonies only means they haven’t been caught.

Where’s all the pro-death penalty people? You’d think they would be pouncing all over this! .maybe I’ll tell my mom they’re looking for witnesses!

I personally think we should broadcast every single execution on tv. Preempt any other programming. Kids should have to watch it in school. If the American public wants death, give them so much they choke on it.