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The NASTY Midnighters!

Someone needs to bring back The Dougie with gifs of kyle mclachlan to really capture the zeitgeist

Ah, but you skipped the time he lost the title in the late 80's and became the US Agent, while Superpatriot Johnny Walker took on the title and shield. Meanwhile the red skull was in a cloned Steve Rogers body and making a comeback until Rogers pieced together the Skull's conspiracy and regained his shield all in one

The governor of Wisconsin?

So the title says it all. How the hell?

And it sucks.

The thing is, Lynch has always been known to allow for happy accidents, and make major changes on the fly based on intuitive choices. So, yeah, skepticism is always advised involving any pre-production press.

Thaaat's Showbiz!

Well the other Two Tops started that band for the joke upthread, about the band called The Two Tops.

Get Little Richard on the phone! He needs to hear about this!

Look, this is America! God love ya, do what you want! Whatever you want to do before you hang yourself with a belt in the privacy of your own shit shack motel room when you realize nobody gives a wet fart about your life is up to you. But you pull any shit in my uber, I will lay you out!

And they need a well publicized coke habit to ride this cock out…err, i mean fuck this storm…err, i mean circle the rim of this gaping hole…oh, shit, just forget it!

That Dell dude learned to suck a mean hard drive in prison

Those are their studio musicians, better known by their 00's garage rock moniker, The Tops

Yeah, cuz ROCK MUSICIANS ACT SEXUALLY INAPPROPRIATE hasnt been a headline since forever, because that kind of thing hasnt happened since jerry lee lewis fucked his cousin. But just so we can write PWR BTTM 50 times, this is news.

Queercore haha. Thats gay

What the fuck? The cosmology alone is better written than most movies made. The dog imagery, the male/female sex magic intended to immanentize the eschaton, even the idea of using a certain element (selenium, named after the goddess selene, a lunar goddess) to construct the tower, all of that adds up to create a

Someone had to make up that stupid crap that "motivated" that tubby concierge to conjure bad cgi. My daughter and I have reduced that movie to its best element, which is when Kate McKinnon goes "Whaaaaaat?"

That's just the way I like em!