I’m not listening to The Bangles again until they sing about walking like an American.

16! 16 stamps! Ah ah ah ah

The USPS currently has some delightful Sesame Street stamps, and if you buy them you will show support for both the USPS and Sesame Street! And it will be a fuck-you to this piece of shit! And you will have stamps! Wins all around

Also, if he isn’t going to use a gun (or a suppose a bow, which some hard-core hunters use), why is he still dressed like a hunter?

This will probably come off wrong, but would it have been such a bad thing for Elmer to keep his gun?

He’s a dumb hunter who continually gets his comeuppance, he’s hardly someone you look to copy.

Louie has dipped his balls in it.

I personally plan to bid on $240 worth of pudding. Why not $100 worth of pudding? Because then I wouldn’t have $240 worth of pudding. Aw, yeah!

According the FAQ on The State’s official site:

Can’t believe I missed the Porcupine Racetrack zoom the first time around.

“I’m Doug and I’m outta heeeeeere....”

I was 15 years old and in my first mosh-pit during Pearl Jam’s set at Lollapalooza that year. It was during Even Flow that I got heat exhaustion, threw up on the back of some dude’s new LP shirt and collapsed thinking, “I’m going to die right here”. A few guys picked me up, pushed me towards the front of the stage…

It’s fun when people who are very involved in their work and genre describe things. I’ve heard of metal bands saying stuff like their new album is like pop music and thinking well.... Maybe a tiny bit influenced, but still very much metal. I’m guessing Aster describing his movie as a ”zonky comedy” could fall into…

It’s OK, everyone — xaa922 is only spouting this nonsensical gibberish to keep from being overtaken by the madness that’s consumed everyone else. Pontypool is still great.

Even before COVID-19 turned watching professional wrestling into a surreal and uncanny endurance test...

A few months ago Vince tried to sell the Network (not just the PPVs) to another streaming service. Like Peacock or ESPN+.

NASA Administrator (and former Republican Congressman with no relevant experience in the field) Jim Bridenstine gave Trump a nice tongue-bath during the post-launch interview. There isn’t a single agency left this shitshow Presidency hasn’t corrupted by appointing dangerously unqualified sycophants.

My wife said “I wonder if it’ll blow that thing off his head.”

What’s the big deal? It’s only a photo of a massive, gas-filled structure capable of tremendous damage and also a rocket ship.

Hope Bob and Doug have a safe trip, eh.