I'm saving my laughter for when someone writes a computer program that replaces the decision making of a CEO, because really it can't be that hard.

There would be very little resistance coming from Texas because instead of fighting the rednecks with guns, the Nazis would be putting them in charge of "law and order." The Klan would just be a farm league for the Nazi party.

Hitler had a lot of supporters in the US prior to the war. Henry Ford, Charles Lindbergh, the Klan and many others. People like that would have been put in charge of the US equivalent of Vichy France.

I like shower beer, but usually opt for shower ice cream sandwiches.

Nuke the site from orbit

I saw this movie on opening weekend at the Alabama Theater in Houston, Texas. I say that because this movie was such a shock to my system, like how everyone remembers where they were when they heard the space shuttle was destroyed. The alien spaceship was just so fundamentally, fantastically disturbing.

When you visit Vegas, screw the casinos. Do yourself a favor and visit Pinball Hall of Fame.

Its easy to laugh at this episode, but North Haverbrook Monorails are popping up all over the country right now. Just Google "spaceports in america" and you'll get the picture.

What a breakthrough for Microsoft! They set out to make Artificial Intelligence, but instead developed Artificial Stupidity, and they did it using the same techniques humans use: by repeating hateful bullshit. Bravo Microsoft!

I love the time Sledge got meet his hero, the retired cop who was so tough he was only guy to ever slap Patton.

My mom is 85 and only votes for people who want to eliminate her Social Security.

You just described Bjorn Lomborg.

Add Holocaust denial to your diagram.

I want to see a romantic comedy about a woman who works in accounts receivable for an industrial laundry service. In Fresno, California.

Chomsky has been an activist against militarism for decades and written dozens, if not hundreds, of well-researched articles and books with laser-sharp analysis of the systems of social and political control. On the other hand, one guy didn't get along with him and ranted about it on the internet.

Hate it too. I hate the last redesign as well. I still can't tell if AV Club is doing fewer interviews or if I just can't find them anymore.

I agree with your first statement about comedy stars in movies that aren't comedies, but don't restrict the idea to old movies.  Observe and Report is much more like Taxi Driver than a comedy.  Also, I used to go to a movie theater here in LA that showed only silent movies.  It was great and I loved everything I saw…