Someone needs to send him a “Helping Hurricane Victims” Participation Ribbon.

Are you allowed to hate the guy who siphoned money from organizations better equipped to provide support, but would rather everyone talk about the van of stuff he personally drove down (even if all that money could have provided many more supplies that are in much higher demand if it were given to the disaster relief…

Bingo. This is why Schilling is a fucking moron despite trying to do the right thing. At some point, someone, somewhere is going to have to deal with this. And that is going to take time and effort.

It’s not commendable. It’s incompetent. If I go collect a bunch of popsicles on 7th Avenue and tell people I’m going to drive their contributed popsicles to Houston in a 1996 Camry, that’s not commendable, either. Schilling’s an imbecile. He just wants to be on the radio and tell people he’s in Houston.

What kind of psychopath would watch a periscope of Curt driving to Houston?

No, you shouldn’t respond. People are waiting for their Taco Grande’s. Do your job.

Superbowl is what time? Time the Super Bowl is on? What is super bowl time? Time Bowl Super Chili?!

So why was flying to St. Pete to play as the home team in front of 3 busloads of people chaperoned from an old folks’ home preferable to playing as the home team in Dallas, where they’d be closer to home and be able to raise a hell of a lot more money for the hurricane relief?

It’s a shame the Astros didn’t accept the Rangers offer of just hosting the series (where I’m guessing they would have an attendance well above the ~3,500 at Tropicana) and giving the Astros their profits.

Do you think the Astros should fuck right off too? By refusing the Rangers’ offer, they said no to tens of thousands of dollars for Houston relief efforts.

Yup.

Hold up. That woman is not my FLOTUS.

And....if we were talking about breaking into someones home, I’d agree with you.

Pro tip: If you have to create a situation ENTIRELY DIFFERENT than the situation the grown ups are talking about to prove your point...You might not be ready to talk with the grown ups yet.

“I heard that one time, people were probably doing it for the wrong reasons” (hey, houses have food in them too) is not proof, or even particularly good evidence, that “most people do it out of being pure scumbags.”

“I have the biggest hurricanes. Before Trump, the storms were, frankly, not the best. But now our storms are the biggest the world has ever seen.”

Only the sister humping, gun loving, religious nutjob racist fucks from Colorado Springs want him back.
The rest of us in the entire state are quite happy with how things turned out (two SB trips, one win, one loss) after Tebow was sent packing.