Last night I made a sweeping generalization about your mom’s fan base.

Aww, I don’t care if he’s short. His dick still fat.

How about not making fun of anyone’s height, celebrity or not?

If the guy in question is a friend of Blake Farthold’s, then yes, I do want him to have it inside.

Why couldn’t the bear have eaten those people instead?

You forgot “superior aryan sexiness.” RAWR.

What a fine specimen of white manhood, political brilliance and intellectual superiority.

They shouldn’t have waited until he was 37 to draft him.

I wonder if she and Stacey Dash have the same publicist and/or share a room.

I sincerely look forward to her calling out the fact that having military men and women on the field before the game, holding a giant flag, and having military jets flyover stadiums while the national anthem is being played, needs to be done away with. Because after all, she’s old school, it should only be about the…

“It’s about the tebow games, it’s about the tebow highlights. Let’s show where tebow’s standing. Let’s talk about what’s coming up tonight in tebow’s stool.”

When does she remove her mask to reveal that she was Stacey Dash all along?

You might not care when you’re bleeding to death, but what about when you’re dealing with the anguish of bone spurs?

It’s like your neighbor saying “I’m going to light our whole block on fire to protest our property taxes. Would you be willing to follow behind with the fire extinguisher and make sure I don’t actually burn down the block?”

Independent of leadership, thought, decency, literacy, ethics, real hair, policy, empathy...

Per the late and unlamented Steve Bannon, the real goal of this transgender ban is strictly political; he wants to use this as a wedge issue to force Democrats to take on the (in his view) politically toxic defense of transgender soldiers’ right to serve.

I’m going to guess it’s either Lighthouse Blade or Shark Noir. I don’t know why, those both just feel right.

I don’t get it. Is he not allowed to play with Silly Putty?

“Donald Trump made another campaign speech, touching upon all his usual themes, in the same manner that he always does. The crowd consisted of the usual suspects, and they reacted in the way they always do. Trump made his usual racist statements, told his usual lies, continued to gaslight America, oh, and whined…