He’s the GOAT GOATSE of both Cross-Fit and pulling stuff out of his ass!

Meanwhile, Eric set his personal record eating the two children of the Murphy family in just under six hours, counting cleanup.

Piss off DJT Jr..... I completed the Murph in 3 minutes and 15 seconds

… the only way they’ll turn on the welfare-f0r-the-richest-1% Repubs is when they get hit in the pocketbook by their draconian actions.

He was only elected one time.

In the Terry Gross interview, Franken said Republicans and Democrats alike were wary of him when he got to the Senate - Republicans because they worried he was just going to make fun of them and Democrats because they thought he’d be a media hog - and he wanted to signal that he was serious about doing the job. So he…

In his recent “Fresh Air” interview Franken described Cruz as “the Dwight Schrute of the Senate”.

Tennis is full of lesbians.

Also, he had two dads.

Remember when we were kids and you’d carve a face into an apple and leave it out for a while and it would get all brown and wrinkly and look like a witch?

Jesus was a 33 year old single man in a time period when men and women were married in their early twenties. A single 32 year old man living with his parents? Jesus was gay. It’s all in the bible.

but my belief as a Christian is marriage the Bible way

I actually had a breakthrough with my own mom about 10 years ago. I interned for a pro-choice organization and was writing my thesis on fetal personhood legislation, so my mother (who had multiple miscarriages) questioned me on how I could support abortions. I had a very calm conversation with her on how being…

“Just off the UPI ticker: Trump Pulls Out of Paris Climate Agreement But Is So Tiny, Paris Climate Agreement Wasn’t Even Aware He Was Ever In It”

Important to remember when discussing the merits of the climate deal (or climate change in general)...this is not about saving the planet.

Women with irregular periods are Honorary Whores in the eyes of gawd

That header pic should serve as sufficient birth control, don’tcha think?

Isn’t it weird how “pro-life” leaders work so hard to increase the abortion rate? It’s almost like their commitment to pro-life policies only extends to passing laws regulating what women can do with their bodies, and not to actually reducing the number of abortions (let alone supporting non-fetal life).

It would be completely unfair to loathe a show you’ve never seen or had the chance to even preview. And yet here we are.

Isn’t it weird how “pro-life” leaders work so hard to increase the abortion rate? It’s almost like their commitment to pro-life policies only extends to passing laws regulating what women can do with their bodies, and not to actually reducing the number of abortions (let alone supporting non-fetal life).