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Can you rebuild Deadspin and all of its traffic? Read more

He saved so many lives that day, including the kid with the gun. 

Eh, posting things to a locked, private social media account restricted to trusted friends and family is not meaningfully different from sending an email to a private mailing list, or just talking to a group of close associates around a dinner table. It’s fine to expect those people to keep what they hear private, and… Read more

It’s not like this is the first time American Assholes overplayed their hand... Read more

Not Paul Lukas! Read more

CJK5H@SMU

Not the worst thing Craig James has gotten away with  Read more

I know you guys hate this shit as much as we do, but can you please tell your bosses to go fuck themselves for the ridiculous amount of ads all over the place?

Hey now, he was also Eric Brady on Days of Our Lives eons ago.

What? Why are you looking me at like that? It was the only thing on at the time when I got home from school.

It’s funny, but I challenge each and every one of you to go look in the mirror, ask yourself “if I could have a Thanos Land Rover without consequence for what to me is essentially pocket change, would I?” and then answer yourself truthfully. Read more

C’mon, these are cadets. Let them enjoy almost winning on a clearly delineated field before they hit the real world. It will be bad enough when the current class gets graduated early to invade Greenland and wherever it is that hurricanes come from.

Taking the Army to multiple overtimes is a fun tribute to the war in Afghanistan

Same reason I always order a shot with my beer. Can't get drunk on whiskey if you're buying beer. It's just math. 

AROD: 2 is better than 3 Read more

Oh, you think the Internet is your ally, you merely adopted it. I was born in it, molded by it. The tweets betray you, because they belong to me. I will show you where I have made my home, while preparing to bring justice. Then, I will break you.

It’s also funny when a Trump supporter starts down the grammar road.  Like, if you really want to do this, your side is losing HEAVILY.

There’s a good response tweet if you scroll down on Ingraham’s tweet.

A lot of people can’t handle witnessing the truth. 

It could be a coincidence, but I think it’s all kayfabe.

My friend is a former ADA. She said women were much worse jurors for rape trials than men in her area. Something about women reflexively judging the victim and picking out all the things the victim did wrong to make themselves feel like a rape could never happen to them. Read more