So the rules requires people that are advising 18 and 19 year olds to be educated? When negotiating millions of dollars? When helping them make a decision that can ruin their future? And they have to fly somewhere? Can you imagine an agent having to fly somewhere one time?

I loved PFT but I refuse to even acknowledge their existence. I want to listen to Pardon My Take but then I realize what they stand for. I’m so glad McAfee left. Fuck them. 

I personally love the fact a stud athlete didn’t know who they were. I’m totally fine with her doing whatever and then finding out what they are. Makes them look as terrible as they are. 

I wonder how much of the comments he makes are misogyny hidden behind the guise of white nationalism 

After the third reading, I realized the magnificence of this comment  

The licking of the lips makes me think he was hanging with Dwight Gooden last month.

The milk’s gone bad!

I don’t think the sex difference is as big a deal in tennis, so I’d say you are way overestimating the general male population. Over the course of an infinite number of points, any man could eventually get lucky. Same with games. If you can take one out of every 100,000 points, eventually you can string four out of…

Negative seven. 

Had I chosen to shit at work five minutes earlier...

Getting girls wet is magic, Epstein amirite?

How in the hell did someone beat me to this? I thought, “ooh I bet this will get five favorites. Maybe I’ll jump out of the greys for a day. But nooooo.”

“Ankle breaker” is what Floyd does if his woman doesn’t get him his sandwiches fast enough. 

Dearest LeBron,

Yeah and whilst the fineries of ice cream were being discussed, they neglected to show, you know, the US Open. It was fucking terrible. I was waiting for Terry Bradshaw to come out in a cowboy hat and start singing Kaw-Liga while foaming at the mouth while Woodland was on the 18th.

I don’t think Papi and the DR really have the..look that Lifetime strives to attain. They’ll adapt it to Aunt Becky accidentally getting shivved while eating minimum security jail caviar, and highlight the brave ex-EMS co-inmate who fights to save her life.

If they really wanted to kill Papi, why not just have him check into a hotel as an American?

Not necessarily everyone in the world is dumber than me. I am only talking to one person in this conversation. 

Just because they have a max slot, does not mean they fill it. What star is going to want to be third fiddle? It would almost have to be a point guard or a combo guard willing to give up ten shots a game.

Please be Jacob Wohl, please be Jacob Wohl.