Wait, there’s no North American 3DS version?

The below is from an NPR interview of commentator Aaron Freeman: 

He’s really good in Jumanji. And I’m totally not kidding.

It’s movies like this and Pacific Rim that I adore. Own it. Own how over the top crazy it is. And run with it.

Goddamn it’s just impossible not to like that guy.

I don’t get it, the switch has a touchscreen. Right?

The Wii U had a huge list of amazing games that didn’t sell because the console wasn’t selling very well. It makes sense for Nintendo to port over these titles. I ended up buying Bayonetta 2 twice (once on Wii U now on Switch), simply because I didn’t have time to play it at home, but loads of time on the go.

Also Javier Botet, known for his work in Mama and REC. Holy shit when he shows up in REC...

I’ve never seen someone be so completely, absolute, horrifically wrong about something.

I’m not into esports myself, but seeing Deadspin commenters getting triggered by the mere presence of esports articles has become one of my favorite things on the site.

Nah, there’s no pattern.

They torrent other content and complain they can’t get jobs.

Notice the reflections of her feet on the floor. She appears to be floating 3 inches above the ground. This is indisputable proof that Melania Trump is an angry ghost haunting the White House. Moments after this picture was taken she opened her mouth, jaw descending down to her waist, and screamed like a tortured…

Now I really want to see Cupborne. A mashup of Lovecraftian abominations and cutsey old-timey animation would sure be something.

I suspect this series will end with the Trashcan Man bringing a nuclear warhead into Las Vegas, accidentally destroying the devil.

When they get rid of Mephisto, can they send Stevil Rogers with him? Or maybe they can pull a “One More Day” deal with him where Civil War 2 and Secret Empire never happened, in exchange for, I dunno, Ghost Rider’s lucky boxers or something?

Exactly. It sounds like the majority of students, who will not become the Batman, will simply go on to become their own super-villain roles.