patrickpm
PatrickPM
patrickpm

I am not very good at this

1.Business

and in Floyd’s case actual illiterate as well

Floyd also keeps all of his money in a savings account

The crazy thing is that at one point a bunch of people sat in a room and came up with these regulations.

Realistically the supply of petroleum isn’t the biggest issue. Swimming to your office in downtown Manhattan is going to be more inconvenient than high oil prices

you gotta watch out for those high curbs

The crazy thing is that they didn’t give up on it being a van

I believe James May drove Harry’s Countach in “James May’s Cars of the People”

This has nothing to do with the way the vehicle is parked. Your neighbor just doesn’t like the fact that you own a Hummer

“Now you got all your belongings out of the Mazda you are trading right? Especially your EZ Pass? People always forget their EZ Pass. So enjoy your new car, wear your seat-belt and be careful out there.”

I feel like 911 is the best answer to this question

He’s got a fire extinguisher. He’s good

I think he was wearing a cowboy hat

Mark my words before I die I will lap the Nurburgring on roller skates

you the real MVP

What kind of company gives out 911’s as company ca....oh

So you went from a senior in college selling Saturns to owning a 911? Did I miss a step?

“Everybody panicked. It’s easier to kill Frankenstein than it is to figure out how to get along with him.”

I’m going to allow it