Well, everyone knows female bodies in the public space serve as objects for straight male sexual consumption. Non-sexual functions remind the patriarchy that women are humans and we can’t be having that.

Cleavage is encouraged in public spaces...as long as they aren’t involved in breast feeding.

Bernie is basically america’s favorite hoody. A little worn out, totally worn in, too old to care about appearances, and an intrinsic statement on income inequality.

When this movie came out I was like, WOW 27- SUCH ADULT!

What I want to know is how they'll stretch the Dionne Warwick singalong scene (the best part of the movie) to cover a 22 episode season.

Look, I love babies. I like moms (some of them). But if I was invited to speak in from of hundreds of people, do a book signing, and participate in an intense professional conference, I’d arrange for child care for the day. No, you can’t bring your baby to work, sorry. That includes adjunct teaching. Advocate for…

Y’all, they plagiarized the pitch. Gillian Flynn should sue.

President Obama would be very good at Kinja, probably.

I’ve been eventually dumped or rejected or made to feel like shit in some capacity by almost every dude I’ve ever fucked or wanted to fuck and yet somehow I’ve managed to never mass murder

The problem is guns. Not mental illness, not misogyny, not male entitlement. Those are other problems, with other solutions. The problem causing mass shootings is guns.

All the skin around my fingernails. It’s just chewed up as fuck. I get those dry little peelies, and then I peel/pull at them subconsciously, and don’t realize what I’m doing till my fingers are all bloody. Eventually they scab over...but then I pick at the scabs, and it’s just a neverending cycle. BAH!

Super shit news: this week I found out I have cancer.

No shit?!? I once had a long distance relationship after I got someone else’s telegram while on a I was changing trains. The telegraph operator keyed it in wrong in Virgina as I was heading out to the Spanish controlled California territories and just as I got over the Mississippi there was a message for Miss.…

This isn’t new, it’s just new technology. Back in the day, I sent a carrier pigeon who ended up getting lost and flying west instead of east, and the result was a beautiful, long, sustained pigeon-exchange. We celebrated our seventeenth anniversary in August.

WHEN will Kate Winslet and Leo DiCaprio realize that their relationships don’t work out because they just need to get together, already

This is a labrador thing? My friend’s labrador has almost died twice (although this dog is nowhere near smart enough to open cupboards on his own): once after his girlfriend forgot to lock the dog’s food cupboard, and the second time when the cat unlocked the cupboard and was found watching the dog’s bloated, heaving…

Maybe I’m just a misanthrope, but the last thing I want to feel in a work out is “the warm embrace of a friend.” Don’t touch me. Don’t talk to me. Don’t even look at me. Just let me sweat and suffer in peace.

—I believe Jesus is a capitalist.—

Yeah, I always liked Sanders, but I thought he was unrealistic. Now that Clinton’s numbers have dropped, especially the amount people trust her which is abysmal, I think he’s more likely to be president. She keeps changing her story and that makes her look so guilty. I have to give a little grudging respect to the GOP…

Any other liberals out there thinking this email scandal is getting to be too much? I’m quite liberal and I thought this was a bunch of BS at first, but as it has gone on, Clinton’s response has been so shady, I don’t trust her to be president anymore. Whether the scandal is real or not doesn’t really matter to me…