Remember: kill six million Jews and other undesirables: no automatic excommunication. Rape children for decades with impunity: no automatic excommunication. Destroy an embryo: automatic excommunication.

It’s such a pain, isn’t it?! I look for 12s that ‘run large’ according to reviews, or 13s that run small. I’ve been seeing a lot more 13s lately, so at least there’s that.

It’s such a pain, isn’t it?! I look for 12s that ‘run large’ according to reviews, or 13s that run small. I’ve been…

I have a deep and abiding love for Sam Edelman ballet flats. Comfortable, stylish and built to last.

I have a deep and abiding love for Sam Edelman ballet flats. Comfortable, stylish and built to last.

Sam Edelman “Felicia” Flats

Sam Edelman “Felicia” Flats

They’re not exactly ballet flats, but they work for my difficult feet (size 12.5-13 W).

They’re not exactly ballet flats, but they work for my difficult feet (size 12.5-13 W).

She needs an asylum for her crazy.

Christianity is apparently like Choose Your Own Adventure. She can pick out the stuff she likes (hating gays, long denim skirts) and ignore the stuff she doesn’t (divorce is bad).

Oh, the Supreme Court? The Supreme Court that ruled that gay marriage was legal? That Supreme Court? Good luck with that, you ignorant fuck.

I still don’t understand how someone who has been married four times can say with a straight face that it undermines her religious beliefs to allow gay people to marry.

I wish I could say this was uncommon. But growing up in fundamentalism, we were taught that the only acceptable emotion was happy and blessed. You weren’t allowed to be angry or sad or disappointed. I wasn’t in a cult like this (Thank the Lord,) but what I was taught wasn’t so different. I actually had to learn how to…

THE SAGA CONTINUES

I wonder what Tino thinks about this?

now broke as hell and hemorrhaging money on a crumbling estate

I sent them this:

John Oliver, you are the only thing that takes the sting of Jon Stewart leaving. Please please be really happy at your awesome job.

Set this story to the Hoarders theme music and you sentimental saps will see this horror show for what it is.

Rehobeth=Dogfish Head!

True story: I work in DE and had to look something up on the official state government website, but it couldn’t turn up my query. So it redirected me to a page that said, “Delawhere? We’re sorry, the page you’re looking for cannot be found.” At least someone in IT has a sense of humor about being in Delaware.

Someone’s got to fight for Delaware.

My husband and I are actually considering a move back. I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone defend my home state with such passionate fervor. It’s a bold, brave move, and it brought a tear to my eye.