I have VERY clear memories of being a preschooler and wandering way out in the woods, digging in streams and wheat fields with the other neighborhood kids with NO parents in sight. I can even remember, once I learned to ride my bike, riding down the side of a very busy highway/street down about a mile towards a gas…

False: rhubarb shines on its own.

Remember in one of the later Little House books, where Laura makes the “pie plant” pie for the workers and they all choke it down politely, and she realizes afterwards that she forgot to put the sugar in? Pie plant=rhubarb.

Amen to that. Adding strawberries just diminishes the rhubarb, which is one of the great pies of all time. No wonder the bear left it alone!

Come to the UK, we never sully the rhubarb.

What is this new world strawberry nonsense? I’ve never heard of such a thing. Rhubarb here goes with custard. That is all. This is a waste of good rhubarb and good strawberries.

I do prefer straight rhubarb. I don’t need strawberries to cut it!

I’m on your grandpa’s side, 100%, ride-or-die.

Gotta use sugar and ripe rhubarb. It’s supposed to be tart. Adding strawberries is for pussies.

My grandfather fondly remembered his own mother making rhubarb pie - and ONLY rhubarb. No strawberry. He actively refused to eat rhubarb pie that contained strawberry, which meant that for years he didn't eat any pie at all. For his last birthday, my mother asked the chef at the restaurant we were taking him to to…

would eat all the strawberry rhubarb. all of it. maybe bear was just saving those pies for us? what a good bear.

False: rhubarb shines on its own.

This bear was THOUGHTFUL. He didn't eat the strawberry rhubarb because that would be RUDE. Everyone knows strawberry rhubarb is the best pie.

Yup. Or in Texas speak: Fuck all ya’ll, I got mine.

Pretty consistent with the Republican mantra: “Dole for me, not for thee!”

“Our boyfriend...”? Go on...

are you dating an NBA player? If not, pretty sure you should break up with any man who wears basketball shorts

Where else are they supposed to put their donuts?

I have had the most enormous crush on her since Heavenly Creatures.

I ... don’t think I’m going to read GSAW.