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"Fuck you, Ontkean. Just for that, your character has ass cancer."

I don't think so, but I there's a theory by a YouTube commenter I really like. According to this, Beulah is a Diane doppleganger, only more aged and weathered.

That's how I've always perceived Bob, as a lower level demon that suddenly got too big for his britches, as we older farts used to say.

That would be lame as fuck and I would be madder than hell.

I think we'll see him in a replay of that scene in the room above the convenience store, which will probably tie in to DoppelCoop's storyline. In other words, that scene actually belongs as an integral part of The Return, and The Return's timeline.

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I took it that Gordon was mishearing the place name Bora Bora but didn't want to lecture Lucy on her language.

I find it really disturbing that so many comnenters here don't understand that killing somebody in self-defense is not morally or ethically the same thing as murder.

I think Gordon was lying to Diane in that scene, and Tammy knew what he was doing. He and Diane never shared cigarettes together in the old days. That was Gordon telling a bullshit story to see if Diane really was Diane. But it's unclear whether Diane really fell for his lie or was playing coy with Cole, possibly to…

And you know it's important because she mentioned the uncle twice. I'm guessing Charlie might be the uncle, and "Tina" might be another little person.

Wow, that's right.

You know something's wrong when what is supposed to be a live stage performance sounds overproduced. This is still my least favorite part of The Return, except for James last week. Yes, I just said Janes Marshall and "that song" was better than Nine Inch Nails.

CBS is crediting Twin Peaks and the NBA Championship as being responsible for their stock price going up, so I think there is a damn good chance.

Bob feels like if he makes the garmonbozia, it should be his to use as he pleases. He shouldn't have to share it with people who sit on their lazy asses in the Lodge drinking Green Acres coffee and making politically incorrect American Indian noises.

Yes, I had the same thought about the window washer being the Jumping Man.

I got the impression Sarah was out "hunting" for a victim the way those lions were hunting water buffalo. I'm also convinced that was not a nature show but Sarah's cursed television showing her things going on in the world.

Well, for one thing, tarantulas aren't really poisonous, so-

The window cleaner (Jumping Man?) acted more like a monkey as well.

He didn't "murder" the guy. He pulled a gun on Bobby, clearly intending to kill him. Bobby then drew his gun and killed him in self-defense.