Don't forget the scene that started in the trailor park with something flying through their window, then Steven hovering over Becky screaming that he knew her secrets, or whatever. Is that a part of this? Is that entire storyline being told in reverse? Was that the "end"? Maybe next episode will see Steven in…

Uhh, Red? Where the hell was he?

Mine would be BOB, then Pete, followed by Leo and Briggs.

Would you have stuck around with that crazy as fuck shit going on?

It helps when you have an actress that respects her craft enough to not be a fucking diva.

Maybe it's just because DoppleCoop posseses Coopers will in the same manner he possesses his knowledge, abilities, appearance, etc.

I'm glad you caught that. What most people are seeing as "dandruff" are IMO pressure points being highlighted by Mike from The Red Room much like the lights that appeared over the winning slot machines.

Okay, here it is. It starts with Sarah, then Leland, then Laura.

Okay, yet another fan theory/prediction.

I thought of that, but remember, you're talking about a show where teenage characters were typically portrayed by actors in their twenties. In Pierre's case, the character in the series was supposed to be six, which would make him 31 in the current series timeline.

I think that's part of it, though I don't recall the diner scene, with the waitress and customers in the background. But yes, there was more to the Leland interview, then it went to Sarah, then finally Laura. I'll see if I can find the whole thing.

Nah, Donna got married to Mike Nelson. She sits around all day on her fat ass eating junk food and watching soap operas, and keeps her face covered with wrinkle removal cream with her hair in curlers, while wearing the same old raggedy nightgown day in and day out.

Okay, I've got to say this. Does anyone remember the bizarre promotional "interview" David Lynch conducted with the Palmer family-Sarah, Laura, and Leland? It was making the rounds on YouTube, I know, and maybe Showtime. I remember thinking how fucking creepy the whole thing was.

That's me. Guilty as charged. In my defense, I've held off on a lot of speculation lately because I'm rarely right, and some things seem so obvious to me it almost seems like spoilers.

Hasn't appeared yet. Perhaps it will.

The Woodsmen are Bob's allies, not Mike's or Jeffries. Bob is a renegade, and at cross purposes with all the other lodge denizens, it seems, even the ones who might be evil as him. He is determined to be free to do as he damn well pleases from now on, no matter how much utter chaos ensues, or maybe just because of it.…

The second I first saw Senorita Dido, I thought she was Audrey. I also was going on an awareness of Fenn's current appearance compared to the original series. Bear in mind the Giant was the familiar to the really old waiter at The Great Northern so there is at least that much connection of the Giant to Audrey.

She might be gradually becoming a part of it, tho.

No shit? Maybe that does play into this as an influence on Lynch. He just changed the setting to Washington State. Dayum.

What it all boils down to is that, as a fanboi of the old series, he is pissed off that Lynch didn't recreate the old series to his liking and criticizes those of us who do like The Return as fanbois. And he's too stupid to get his own irony.