The sensors were actually so good they could detect the crowd standing behind the haybales.

Well. It is a Mustang at a car show after all.

Wait, a 14 year old car with 134k is considered a “shitty beater?”

this is absolutely the pettiest WCSHIB article I can remember

His family refuses to ride in his car that probably should have been sent to the junkyard years ago, so it’s time for a replacement that’s safe but not lame. What car should he buy?

Wy do people say shit like this? Is there some law against forced induction on larger displacement engines or something? Anything you can do to a small engine, you can do to a large one, and you’ll see bigger gains. There really is no replacement for displacement, it’s factual.

That’s why i’m stuffing an ls1 into my ‘83 944. I always had vettes until i bought this thing. Love the car, hate the damned overweight, underpowered p.o.s. porschelump motor. I’ll be happy soon.

why? that’s easy.

Hahahahahaha...sorry, let me catch my breath. With a 12, nigh 13 year old Audi you are basically buying yourself the scary Victorian house at the end of the street that everyone marvels at but you know people get murdered and turned into wall art in there. I’m telling you from experience, do NOT go in there.

My dad once tossed me across the room and grounded me in front of my friends who were visiting because I didn’t share enough Doritos with my little brother. I can’t imagine the unholy ass-kicking I would have gotten if I’d effectively stolen $100 from him.

Except for sometimes.

These kids need their asses beat.

You know what would get tons of views for a follow video?

Reminder that sometimes beating children is okay.

Just a reminder that you are living the final moments of the main character in Black Ops 3. You die during the surgery after the first mission, and the rest of the game is your brain shutting down.

If a submarine breaks through the ice, and The Rock isn’t there to kick a torpedo, does any one really care?

Terrible, terrible news. Can’t even imagine how to process that information. Unfortunately, as someone who’s followed Doublelift’s career for awhile, this doesn’t surprise me. His parents, especially his mother, was known to have the stereotypical Asian parenting that is straight up toxic and abusive. Not condoning…

Cleanest example I know of...