Maybe all the messages are sent through Snapchat and all of our characters have early onset dementia, which is conveniently only relevant for the sake of generating comedic misunderstandings.

Maybe we could reinvent Don Knott's character as an Amish landlord who's hired a tech company to install cell phone blockers. This would be set in a fictitious Little Lancaster district of San Francisco (SF is more topical than Santa Monica). Okay. Maybe that's more Silent Witness at that point.

I always thought you could handle the erasure in such a way that leaves you with Michele T. playing Buffy and having always been Buffy.

Religious right? Yes. Libertarians? Yes. Establishment right? No.

I believe the standard line is that since Doom took over Latveria after being booted out of his doctoral program, he proceeded to have the University of Latveria issue him a degree.

Or they could just be done as semi-contemporary period pieces like Mad Men or Better Call Saul.

Why don't any of them exclusively date non-immortal grandmas?

Exactly. Watch a private screening of the John Wayne Genghis Khan every day and think about how many people that film killed because it was shot on a radioactive site.

Well, if you paint it yellow, you're basically safe against Green Lanterns of all types. Make it your legal residence and vampires can't get in. Running water is an extra safeguard. So maybe a yellow submarine will keep Paul safe.

This just in: Freddie Mercury, John Lennon, B.B. King, Elvis, and Mozart all just rose from the dead and abruptly died because 2016 was running out of great popular musicians to kill.

Some rockin' side bangs?

What if the main character is Laura Palmer?

As I always said, this new show already has around 3x the David Lynch in the director's chair as the entire original show. And nearly as many episodes as the original show.

I always thought Ben Horne would end up as a new Log Lady. It seemed to me that he wound up possessed by a lodge spirit, perhaps from the white lodge. Nadine, possibly, as well.

Or maybe the Log was.

There is some part of me that likes to imagine that if we ever see the White Lodge, those scenes would be directed by Anderson and would involve sitting in a room eating chips with Bill Murray and George Clooney. Really, it would probably be a lot like the Sofia Coppola directed Bill Murray Christmas special. Murray…

At the same time, much of what he does subverts the comics which makes no sense in a universe where the comics never happened. Take Superman and Lois's exchange:

I kind of want Snyder to make a Bible movie now, just so I can read the comments sections.

They are both shitty people but my takeaway was that Alan Moore was saying that humanity is shitty. I think the whole "Nixon getting elected for multiple terms and the U.S. and Soviets getting closer to war" was there to setup the necessity of Veidt's plan. It's not JUST because it's a logical outgrowth of Dr.…

It was basically Superman as Batman and Batman as Donald Trump.