Everybody knows it’s “Parsh,” Raph.

For the record, Little Boxes was written and first performed by Malvina Reynolds.

And VWs are only good for the first 5 years/80,000 miles. They tend to shit the bed. But you already knew that.

It died in committee in the State House.

How does it feel to be our new national hero?

If you were to race in LeMans, would you do it in a prototype car, or in a GT car?

What’s your daily driver?

Sean MacDonald was the best thing to happen to Jalopnik, and you fired him. Lanesplitter is a joke again, with a bunch of car nerds who don’t ride writing about motorcycle crashes. I hope Gawker goes down and takes this steaming shitpile with it. Not even Torchinsky can save you.

Not available in the US. Also not practical if you need to do highways/freeways.

Slow car fast. Being able to use more of the throttle and gearing is more engaging. Not to mention the shiftable automatic is going to be slow and sloppy just by the very nature of the machinery involved.

To be pedantic, “sushi” refers to rice. So of course it comes with rice.

You must be one of those “car guys” who’s only driven a few cars in his lifetime and thinks numbers on paper actually mean something. How cute.

This is exactly the same problem I have with the Muni light rail in SF. When you’re in the tunnels operating as a subway, everything’s groovy. But contending with cross-traffic once the trains get to the outer reaches of their service is a clusterfuck.

He is basically the love child of Simon Pegg and Adam Savage.

Anybody who has a nostalgia-chubby for “Old Top Gear” has a really, really bad memory. It was overly serious and educational, which makes for dry, boring television. It’s basically what America thinks about British TV that isn’t Monty Python (or Blackadder) or Doctor Who. Stuffy, British and boring. This is why Fifth…

“The smaller engine car is better, because reasons.”

This is best read in “the voice.” You know the one.

Join the cult, Jeff. Be the cool dad with the motorcycle.

Coulda used it during this Oz rally.

Yeah, those headlights are still ugly deformed fried eggs.

Snow tires. And not driving like a moron. That’s the solution.

Looks like fun. But does it come in brown?