Between Edge’s story about being groped in the shower and Matt Hardy’s story about him and Jeff being harassed endlessly until they agreed to always change in his presence, it sure seems like JBL would be a less hostile man if he just came out of the closet.

its about time the word cromulent came back into the american lexicon.

It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.

The most shocking thing about this story is that it wasn’t at ASU.

His doctor prescribed it to him after a shoulder injury that ended his wrestling career.

I mean if you’re going to Snapchat yourself doing a bump of coke at least have the presence of mind to use the whimsical dog filter.

[Director yells “CUT”]

a knock off Simmons meant to appeal more to ‘cool’ dads than college stoners

I think this point has some merit, but Drew has infinitely more self awareness.

Hey, look! It’s Clint “Check Out The Balls On This Motherfucker” Frazier!

“Textbook”

Is 2017 the year Deadspin writes nice articles about the Cardinals or something? I do not like this new Deadspin.

These are both subpar takes.

Aw man, is Kinja Deals going to try to snooker me into buying a December Jaguars-Texans clusterfuck?

“If it makes you feel any better, Michele, it’s not that much warmer up here, hahaha!”

which is why Pheel was sayin’ “BAH BAH”

Now for your intensive broadcaster training course: