Brian Kelly out here supporting his player like a construction lift in a wind storm.

Kizer’s lucky to have gotten out of Notre Dame with his life.

The review would have been interesting if Panarin hadn’t buried the second shot. It’s hard to tell if the original shot off Panik was actually all the way in the net. I think it was, but it was close.

This is the least corrupt league Gronk has ever participated in.

So... when was the last time a starting pitcher had a 2-HR day?

STOP TRYING TO MAKE CUB HAPPEN

That’s so Cub of them to do.

#Heyhey? #HolyCow? #WhatCurse?

As Lemmy once said: You can’t get hungover if you never stop drinking.

I really expected to see that one in last place.

Go Scubs! — bandwagoners

How in the world does #windancerepeat reference the Red Sox? Shouldn’t be whinedicksrepeat?

Alternates

I feel like the “sandwich” part of this is unnecessary. Too much bread to take away from the deliciousness of crispy fried eggplant. Just eat it with a knife and for (or your hands if you’re an animal like that).

YouTube search for “goalkeeper, cruyff turn” is really satisfying though.

The Cruyff turn.

“This game would be a lot more fun with teammates”

This list shows serious disrespect to wins no. 69, 420, and 666