I mean if you read this COMPLETELY literally, he is not wrong...

The 49ers are legitimately a metaphor for the United States.

I think the most enlightening part of this post is that I learned Shabazz Napier now plays for the Blazers.

And he’s a dick, but Tie Domi is one of my all-time favorites.

Any team that employed Wendel Clark deserves some love.

I don’t know if Urban wants that kind of personality working under him, plotting, planning his return.

Chip Kelly is the Sam Hinkie of the NFL.

Took Boltman two days to locate his wife so they could finally get that delicious PF Changs.

Ugh I’m a Pens fan, and still, every time I even think of that game, I just feel sad.

My grandfather already invented that during the Panthers playoff run last year.

This is the best kinja

Everyone knows that when you jump on your bed while playing with chopsticks, bad things happen.

Don’t be so hard on yourself. I think you’re wonderful.

Without a doubt, the greatest hockey movie ever made.

Hopefully his Lack of experience doesn’t Staal his career as a goalie.

“And that’s what it is”

This is very good.

In Soviet Russia, hill run down you!

Just playing hard. Taint nothing wrong with that

Hahaha it was a joke.