The game.

A well deserved star

I like your granddad.

This is the real question.

Hold up. They hold rehearsals for these? What does that even look like? Is it worse? Do the parents coach the child in rehearsals? Is it a full on rehearsal or just a walk-through?

You better hope this doesn’t get spliced over to Jezebel!

Man Carl Lewis’ first pitch is like Carl Lewis National Anthem bad

Could’ve been worse! Could’ve been going for $250,000

Can I give it back...

You think he’s a hybrid? You’re a jackass.

As a Yinzer, I assure you the only well played Renegade is at Heinz Field

Not the worst horse knockdown I’ve seen

Oh cmon Burke. He’s had a rough night. You don’t need to add additional negativity!

NO IT WASNT

Tangentially related:

ENOUGH FUCKING SAID