Oh well fuck.

Dave > James

I know! It’s bananas

Yeah! It’s bonkers!!

As a millennial, I cosign the opinion that Notebook is straight trash.

BUT HE LISTENS TO METAL ISNT THAT BONKERS?!

Fucking hate people who think Drive is some amazing, poignant work of art that is dark and dramatic.

We broke up :(

My girlfriend keeps asking me when I’m going to propose, so I gave her my guarantee. I guaranteed I would act intriguied by mall jewelry store display windows and to stop pulling the old “just tying my shoe” trick on her.

Maybe Tony Romo is sick of all the media attention he’s received as the Cowboy’s QB over all these years and he just wants to spend the rest of his career hidden in the dark, hopeless void that is the Buffalo Bills?

/HOTTAKE

The double murder occurred in 2012. Hernandez shot Bradley in 2013.

This:

Someone brought their PF Flyers down to the Dominican Republic!

I don’t get this :(

Mike Leach is this child who grew up, experienced constant and unending disappointment, tried to handle that disappointment by locking players in closets, and now is coaching a team best known for having its flag flown at every Gameday .

You mean the false flag conspiracy theorists that the NWO employs to distract from the truth?

I got owned and I sincerely regret the mistake. I’ll work to be better in the future.

HAH!

Conspiracy Theory: