We would NEVER. You DO NOT disrespect or desecrate the Towel.

Fuck off.

So dumb. +1

In fairness, Buffalo-area chain restaurants haven’t been the same since Beast Mode left.

Ahh but what if he doesn’t?

The Warriors blew a 3-1 lead. The math adds up.

YES.

The shot clock in the Lebron dunk is at 13

And most of his hair follicles

Bill O’Reilly will miss him too.

This is appropriate.

Let’s just hope this doesn’t tear apart the team chemistry. I know relationships are already strained after Sherman’s comments last week, but hopefully this doesn’t compound the fracture between the players and management.

BEEEEEEEEFFF

When I read “Darth Icky”this is the first thing I thought of:

This is a good sports family.

Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard?

This is the right outcome.

Shit, the War on Christmas is real

But what if he was on the Celtics, and it all went wrong.