This is literally all Judge can do. Kid’s gonna hit .200, go yaya a few dozen times a year, and can join the Shelley Duncan Hall of Big Dudes Who Hit Ball Hard But Can’t Do Anything Else

Surprise! Another not good soccer article from Billy. Again, the piece is about 75% longer than it needs to be; this doesn’t need to be a long-form article. Please, I’m begging you all over there to find someone who both knows soccer and knows how to write.

Remember when Jan Brewer wagged her finger at Obama on a runway? The idea that these people are due respect is a fucking joke, and that hack at the NYT can go get her armband now. When people talk about “normalization”, this is it.

Hey buddy screw you for not remembering Kurt Thomas, the only grown up in the NYK locker room from 2003 - 2008

Predicting what will happen in a given sports game/season/other length of time is a fool’s errand and is the reason why ESPN sucks so hard right now.

Preach.

A Billy Haisley piece that isn’t 10,000 words. Bravo.

Does anyone edit Billy’s stuff? Serious question - right now it seems like he has carte blanche to shit out whatever is on his mind. This isn’t nearly as incisive as he thinks it is, and neither are his soccer pieces. You good folks over at Deadspin need to send him back to Expository Writing 101 or tell him to cool…