Actually I believe it was Colonel Mustard in the study with a candlestick.

Not all opinions matter. I wouldn’t give two seconds worth of thought to something said by a crazy person on the subway and you shouldn’t give one page of text to these willfully ignorant people.

It's big satellite conning you man. The moon isn't real either. It's a projection to fool the sheeple.

They should really release a smaller, less obvious sensor for the night life: FLIRt.

no shame in 1280 x 720. You can watch Netflix on that all day long. This mania for “MOAR PIXELS!” is insane.

So while the CAT S60 might not be as pretty as an iPhone 6 or Galaxy S6 Edge...

Now you can finally see if that girl on the other side of the bar is really hot, or if it’s just the alcohol.

His hair is like the ring of an impact crater. I imagine the celestial body that hit him was a fist...

You try having a life support suit that permanently blocks your neck and back of your head, see if you don’t grow a neckbeard and a weird mullet.

Can confirm accounts of Tiger’s cheapness from co-workers at a few different restaurants. Can also confirm that Charles Barkley used to call out Tiger on that shit every time, back when they were still friends.

I live in Vegas, and there are 2 athletes that are universally reviled in this town from limo drivers, to valets, to bellman, to wait staff, to dealers and to casino hosts. Tiger Woods and Scottie Pippen (also known as No Tippin’ Pippen here). Friend of a friend was a casino manager at the Rio in the late 90s and…

Yeah every story I ever heard of people being caddies for Jordan around Chicago, they got at least $100 for the round. I assume that’s good for a caddie?

I waited on him multiple times at two different restaurants in Chicago back in the day (early 2000's) and he always left a very nice tip. Don’t know how he treats his caddies, but servers he was always nice to.

My new favorite is from a rumor on Reddit that internally some of the SpaseX engineers refer to the reversal the booster does before the boost-back burn as FTBA - flip that bitch around.

Maybe because this thing weighs hundreds of tons.

I’m sure they’ve entertained that idea at some point, but Elon said cut it out and get back to work.

“The “millionaire” approach would be to put a bunch of parachutes on it and have it splash down in the ocean for recovery, but the Elon Musk “billionaire” solution is to have it auto-land dry and upright on a tiny barge rocking in the windy ocean.”

First time, it failed due to running out of hydraulic field for the grid fins. Fixed that, and a sticky valve lagged engine throttle on the second attempt. Fixed that, and one of the legs didn’t lock into position. Fix that, and... you’re golden. Of course, something else will fail, but each time they try this, and…

Getting back to the launch site takes more fuel. Return to launch site works at up to 6000 kilometers per hour (at stage separation) while the barge landing works up to 9000 kilometers per hour. It’s a big difference!

Some launches (like geostationary ones) are going to need the barge, and the center booster of the…

As stated above, some rockets have too much velocity to attempt a return trip to land. By landing on a barge, they are able to collect rockets that would otherwise not be recoverable. Plus, there is the safety aspect of landing in the middle of the ocean, miles away from anything that could be damaged.