Hush! Silence! Nothing to do in Colorado. Whatever you do, don’t move there!!!

Well most likely he is a NCAR (The National Center for Atmospheric Research), which is here in Boulder, but you are correct. People in Colorado be like “WhoTF wants to live where storms can do that shit to you!?!” But then of course in 2013 we get hit by a flood, and then there’s the occasional wild fire, and…