It’s like the universe is creating incidents just for us, only way it could have been better is if she declared that her children were allergic to green.

The only good thing McKinley gave us was Teddy Roosevelt.

ask those people if they knew who he was before last week

This piece totally ignores the fact that OBAMA OWNS SNOPES and therefore everything they say is SOCIALIST PROPAGANDA MEANT TO KEEP THE SHEEPLE FROM KNOWING THE TRUTH.

Can I just say here how much I love Snopes, and that the dumb shit people believe astonishes me?

I haven’t seen this one, but the favorite comment I saw on Facebook included this line:

She asked for the bowl hot. He warned her “this is hot.” At that point, what happens is her own damn fault. No sympathy whatsoever.

THE CAPTION

I thought the same thing! But I did find this.

women roll their eyes at this kind of shit because we’ve been 13, 14, 15 and remember what it was like to be completely inexperienced with men and find oneself in the unprecedented situation of stopping a makeout session in its tracks. but these people on the outside view a girl’s somewhat-participation as indicative…

A hospital nurse who examined the girl two days after their encounter testified that the girl had redness in her vagina that could be consistent with an assault, but could also be the result of non-sexual irritation. Considering Owen Labrie denied any sexual penetration with her at all, despite his semen being found…

That’s what shocks the hell out of me. His friends said he admitted it. DNA/rape kit proves he did it. Victim says he did it. But he says he didn’t, so he must be the trustworthy party here. /s

Updated to reflect that child luring is a felony, which can mean state prison time.

When four people testify in direct contradiction to what Owen Labrie claimed happened, DNA evidence existed and a physical exam came back consistent with rape and he still gets acquited of all the major charges, that shows you just how seriously America takes rape. For rich, white guys that is.

As an art history major, I feel compelled to tell you that the above is one of the single worst renditions of the Venus de Milo I’ve ever seen.

I think that it was so over the top was its saving grace. It became ridiculous and at that point most of us got a well-needed laugh. Besides, it’s a hell of a trump card for bad funeral competitions.

...i need an adult.

I think “flicked my mons” sounds kinda’ cool and Canadian... like something Juno would say.