Poor guy...

Still disgusting as fuck.

Whenever my rage brings tears to my eyes, I donate to PP “in honor” of some asshole. It helps.

So there’s a decent human in one of those families after all?!?!?!?!!?

It’s amazing how incest and the molestation of FIVE girls was no problem, but adultery, THIS is where they draw the line.

On the last story you have the last paragraph as the first paragraph.

Oh but that’s not the best part! They are vegans, yet eating ice cream and cheesecake! Wish I could virtually smack them upside the head.

This specific scenario is why I always make up pseudonyms. I’ve been in contact with the story’s author since it took off, and while it’s possible Starbucks might track them down, I’d be kind of surprised if they faced any reprisal for it—neither he nor the company comes out of it looking bad at all. In fact,…

Didn’t we establish that the minimum balance on a starbucks card is $5? *Checks* Yes, yes we did.

Once in high school some guys caught a stray cat near campus and kept it in someone’s backpack and messed with it throughout the day. It pissed me off so much.

Anna, I hate to be “that guy” but the headline made me think this was going to be about two people when it is apparently just a couple of shit stains? Please edit, thx.

Yeah. I saw that. But I hate policing every. single. word. everywhere all the time. I get exhausted and sometimes want to enjoy linguistics.

I would have wanted to slowly pour the milkshake out onto the pavement while staring her in the eyes the whole time.

I could defend being in the position of dealing with a small child who is a picky eater. But that doesn’t mean it’s the restaurant staff’s responsibility to go out of their way to deal with it, too.

Dear dining public:

I guarantee you this motherfucker brags to his friends that he’s figured out a “great Starbucks menu hack.”

In that situation—he’s been living in a foreign culture and hasn’t gotten to make a dish like that for anyone in possibly years—most chefs I know would’ve reacted the same way this one did. “It’s not busy, and I get to make the sort of comfort food I grew up with? Hell yes, I’m making an extra one for myself.”

its funny only in the sense that a lot of fingers get cut off

I was half expecting the story teller to reach in the box, turn the sammie over and slowly put their sunglasses on while The Who just happened to start to play over the speakers, because that was my initial reaction.

I was working the early shift and in walks a woman who looks like someone has been smashing symbols against her head for a few days.