Oh, and I pronounce the candy’s name as Rhesus pieces!

ALL brown sodas ARE coke! Colorless or white ones are sprite. The best cokes are Dr Pepper.

Who is Kit Harrington and why do we care about his/her height?

EWWWWWWWWWWW! Gah! So glad I didn’t go to an old school!

“And as somewhat of a palette cleanser,” turpentine is often the cleaner of choice for those who work in oils. For ingestion, most would prefer a PALATE cleanser. And it might be a waste of money using Murphy’s oil soap on the cheap pine pallets used in shipping.

I sympathize with you, but am laughing so hard! Is it too much to hope that your server was in the line of fire?

And here I was thinking that the whipped cream had lightened the color.

One guy I dated. Horrible hygeine with his beard (i.e. plucking food bits out and popping them into his mouth, NEVER took a brush or comb to it, let alone trimmed it to an even length or shaped).

He is the ONLY man with a beard I find attractive. And oh yeah, I’ve always wanted to go to space.

Well, you know THESE parents probably have a kid with a very severe allergy to normal formula, so, yes it could be possible.

What? They’re not orals in front of a 3 person board?

I’m interested in knowing whether those items she is allowed to use this week, or if she is allowed to use other foods purchased prior to starting this stunt.

THAT is a 'lick the plate clean' dish, there! And ONLY ketchup will do, salsa can't come close!

I'll eat store brand frozen pizza before I order Papa John's. TOO sweet, off tasting tomato sauce. I won't buy Dominos either. Thank goodness I have more options than national chains.

Is it impossible to 'hide' the fly wires? Or does Peter have some strange growth on his back that extends overhead?

When I had to euthanize my Zoey, I was one of the people holding her. My vet and all his techs were in the room with us. Zoey died surrounded by people who loved her. The last sounds she heard were words of love. I miss my feisty Zoey-coon; but I was her chosen companion.

Too bad none of his clients will take this incident as an invitation to behave with him as he did in the restaurant.

My home phone's two interior numbers reversed the two interior numbers for our local Braum's (a restaurant/dairy store). If I was feeling nice, I'd tell the callers they'd gotten the wrong number. IF they argued with me, well, I'd take their order. Several times I called in 'their' order for them. Unfortunately, it…

I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU AND I'm butt-hurt at not getting an invite!

I am so sorry! My heart is breaking for you. Just remember you gave him 4 wonderful years full of love, and allowed him to return that love. Purrs and gentle headbutts to you and him from Miss Maude and me. We'll keep you in our thoughts on Monday.