Ewan McGregor was the only thing that made the prequels remotely watchable. The only downside was that he so thoroughly acted the pants off of Christensen and Portmann that they looked terrible by comparison.
Yea, I want to see them do the same thing to the recently recovered remains of Richard III.
“I’m half-German”. What a perfect reply to an awkward question. That cracked me up.
Honestly I don’t care if it’s complete garbage, Chris Pratt is in it, so I’m watching it more than once.
Spike > Angel
“He who scorneth the noble steed himself deserveth scorn.”
This was the most inspired move by SNL in a long time. You just know its going to get under EVERYONE’S skin in the Trump Admin. Everyone knows Trump watches SNL like a hawk, here’s hoping next week’s Alec Baldwin ep is 100% Trump jokes. They fucking owe it to us after giving Dear Leader a whole show to himself.
The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.
The best thing about bats is that they range from puppy cute AF to the stuff nightmares are made of.
This all very informative, but let’s cut to the chase. What superpower did Scott Kelly gain from his year in space? That’s all we want to know.
Punching Nazis shouldn’t be illegal. It’s a goddamn American pastime, ffs.
If the guy who punched him gets arrested I will gladly donate to a fund to pay his bail. That guy is the hero we need right now.
But what about the underappreciated Tad Cooper?
Lucifer is probably the best written genre show on a major network right now (and its acting and all the rest of the pieces are pretty h*ckin’ good as well). Season 1 was entertaining but slight. Season 2 has stepped it up big time.
This list has two horrible, glaring omissions:
Still not as scary looking as these two
No worries, then! I already have arms stuck to my hands
I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…