Hot take: everyone has been taking Star Wars way way way way way more seriously than they should have been since about 1993 at least, if not earlier, and everyone should shut up about it for a few years.

“When he opens his mouth it’s a vacuous hole: There’s little room for a brain or anything else.”

Also, his support of Brienne is so pure. I will actually cry if he dies.

Trump clearly has no such regard or respect.

Goodboi. That was my name. Goodboi the grey.

Coworker sent me this. Enjoy.

They’re lashing out in pain and fear, for the bright light of the truth is nearly blinding.

I’m brand new to Deadspin and the other comments make me feel pressured into calling Chris a dirtbag. Am I missing something? I won’t call him a dirtbag, but I WILL say that his method is pure genius.

I am so sad to hear this. He stood out as being one of the strongest in the cast.

Honestly I don’t care if it’s complete garbage, Chris Pratt is in it, so I’m watching it more than once.

This was the most inspired move by SNL in a long time. You just know its going to get under EVERYONE’S skin in the Trump Admin. Everyone knows Trump watches SNL like a hawk, here’s hoping next week’s Alec Baldwin ep is 100% Trump jokes. They fucking owe it to us after giving Dear Leader a whole show to himself.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

Punching Nazis shouldn’t be illegal. It’s a goddamn American pastime, ffs.

If the guy who punched him gets arrested I will gladly donate to a fund to pay his bail. That guy is the hero we need right now.

Got my cat in a similar way. I was living in Japan at the time, driving my 2008 Civic Type R, kitten I’m the middle of a 4 lane 50kph road. Stopped and tried to get him off the road, thought he ran away. He actually wedged himself in between my firewall and engine. Now I didn’t drive 300 miles, but got home that night…

Kitty is adorable.   Lt. Nick Grimmer is even more adorable!

I, for one, am shocked, shocked to find that Trump is a lying con man. Nobody could possibly have known.

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

In fairness, he did embrace an untouchable.