1st Gear: I think it has little to do with Millennials not wanting what their parents have and more having to do with the fact that there aren’t a whole lot of Millennials that have $40K burning a hole in their pocket for a weekend toy.

Congratulations, Mr. THANKHANKCAAA, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a McLaren which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she fixes the hole in the heel of her stockings.

When you control the mail you control...information

Hey now, inheriting money, real estate, and connections takes hard work. If that’s not the definition of bootstraps, I don’t know what is.

I believe that Trump’s greatest deception is convincing anybody that he knows about business.

The problem here is two-fold: 1) What’s the point of a singular federal standard when it’s pretty obvious virtually every Trump era ruling on virtually every issue is going to be voided ASAP when his adminstration ends? 2) What’s with the double standard from Republicans, where-in the abiding principle seems to be…

Congratulations, Mr. AndrosZ, on COTD! I would like to gift you with an Audi which this lovely lady will deliver if she can drive in those boots.

Eh, not really. Remember that this parade is for Trump; not America, not the people, and most certainly not our troops. Trump doesn’t want a Bastille day type of celebration, he wants that North Korean shit.

Congratulations, Mr. Chairman Kaga, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a VW Beetle which this lovely lady will deliver after she wipes off her butt print.

Congratulations, Mr. Rosin, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Mercedes which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she gets some niches filled.

nah man, this is actually kinda weirdly exciting stuff. Like, it’s not high boost small displacement tossable fun, but to me kinda watching all these “contestants” compete for the next vehicle we’ll see for 25+ years is kinda cool/weird!

“USPS needs bigger trucks.”

Terrible for racing, they would be so squirrelly. They’re also gutless.

I’m just glad that when USPS tracking says “the package is in transit” I’ll be able to rest assured that the package is in a Transit...

Ford confirmed to 21st Century Postal Worker that they were partnering with Oshkosh, but declined to elaborate further. 

Plus all the new requirements (such as not being a deathtrap) mean it needs to be bigger to even handle the same work as before.

Congratulations, Mr. LTT, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Jeep which this lovely lady will deliver off road.

Congratulations, Mr. QuadPole and Mr. Loki240SX, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a GMC Sierra Syclone which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she finds her toolbox.

Congratulations, Mr. smalleyxb122, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Kawasaki which this lovely lady will deliver wheelie, wheelie soon.