Congratulations, Mr. AndrosZ, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Focus RS which this lovely lady will deliver when she finishes kneeing the hood.

Dear AndrosZ, the Focus is dead, but the Alfa Romeo Stelvio* is alive an’ kickin’ and this nice lady will bring you one, as soon as she has finished washing it.

i wish people forgot the millennial group existed.

“Everyone thought his term would end with impeachment... but then, one fateful day, he decided to break out the Harley.”

Easily identified off their bikes by their Harley luggage, Harley branded truck, Harley hats, Harley jackets (obv), at least a dresser drawer full of Harley t shirts.

Its looked stupid since day 1. Buell was a skunkworks to be different and innovate. They had an R&D branch that could have funded itself and they tossed it.

This should be the Jeopardy answer/question:

What they don’t want heavy slow underpowered overpriced status symbols for old people?

This death spiral is a long time coming though. HD has focused on its core brand and image to the detriment of future survival. I ride a Buell, so I have to venture into HD dealers for parts. I also grew up with a father who had a Fat Boy as well as his S2 Thunderbolt and spent many weekends at HOG meetings.

Over heard in HD Marketing meeting over past 5 years: “Why aren’t millenials buying our motorcycles?”

The mega-douchebag demographic has been saturated. Good riddance.

I stated elsewhere that there was no car I could think of that I wouldn’t buy solely due to the stigma. Well, I thought of one.

7.4 and 230 HP...

her abs and upper arms say young, her hands and face say old. Weird

Congratulations, Mr. reverberocket is nipping the apex..and gently blowing in it’s ear, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Miata Polaris snowmobile which this lovely lady will deliver later. She has her hands full right now.

Congratulations, Mr. bopacker, on your finny COTD! I would like to gift you with a Nissan which this lovely lady will deliver with nothing fishy going on.

“How about some coffee, Johnny?”

Yeah bring back the old ways when they all looked super different

Congratulations, Mr. Cory Stansbury, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Ford Fission Fusion which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as neutrons lithium gaseous tritium and atoms maintain.