Did you notice “LYE DOWN”? Sounds harsh on the skin.
Loved! This! Thank you for sharing, Anonymous. Hope you spent your $100 on a decent massage. He shoulda given you the new album at least!
Is this what it's like to be Kim Kardashian?
Because 15-year-olds shouldn’t have 12 million dollars.
The gifts to the nanny and the assistant are even more evidence that David Robert Jones was a oner in the best possible way.
Is the “joke” that no one knows who these people are? I notice that you never mention their names in the article, you sly dog...🐶
Am I old? Who are these people?
This is why whenever I need to get some food, I just go to the supermarket and hang out by the checkout. I get to be in close proximity to people who have food, which is the same as having it, yourself.
Hell, it’s not even trickle down economics anymore. Apparently, you’re supposed to just be happy to be in the physical vicinity of that kind of money.
When my husband and I split, I did a Facebook backup of everything and tucked it into a folder on my computer and then I deleted everything on FB and Insta. It was haunting me having to see it everyday. (Also, fuck that “Hey do you remember this memory from 3 years ago?” Bullshit. Yes FB, I remember my wedding.) And…
Choking shouldn’t be the label for the crime. Let’s call it what it is. It’s attempted murder, plain and fucking simple.
Me too! However, I was recently told by a date that I was kind of a Manic Pixie Dream Boy. She then later downgraded me to “simply manic.”
and you know what? you deserve to like whatever you wanna like. you do you, boo.
HOT TAKE: Maybe Garden State wasn’t actually that bad?