patooty
Patooty
patooty

A working virtual console is right up on Nintendo’s list for the Switch.

Yakub, maker and creator of the devil. Swine merchant... your time is near at hand. Fuck with me and your time will be now. Your presence here effects the mind of my people like a fever. You, Yakub, are the bearer of nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine diseases, evil, corrupt, porkchop-eatin’ brain!

If they’re under NDAs from a notoriously litigious and vindictive bully, I can see it.

Going to be spending this weekend apologizing to people who spawn in my plane.