Kickers line up at eight yards because if you line up at seven, the ball won’t get enough lift trajectory in time to clear the line, and if you line up at nine, the edge rushers can take a wider set and turn the corner on your wings.

Nice! It’s always great to find other owners. There is only a handful locally (denver)... Maybe 10. Unfortunately, mine is not the car you are looking for. Its an SPL (1600) and as far as I know, it has always been red. Good luck with your search though!

I have a 68 Datsun Roadster with this. While its fun to think of, and use this as a “cruise control”, it was actually to help warm the car up in tandem with the choke. It actually has a bunch of other uses such as when setting carbs or getting my car to idle properly. That said, while its highly not recommended, you…

For some reason Toyota has ignored my repeated requests to give the next 4Runner a removable canopy roof and wild side graphics. Nobody ever listens to me.

Hey, that’s the same “park ranger green” as the older one from my childhood.

You’re a fucking terrible person. 

You know I can see this, right?

I heard “Yanny” at first, and then it switched to “Laurel,” and then I could make it switch back and forth if I concentrated, and now I mostly just hear “Laurel.” Weird.

Well done Albert! Especially on the douchenozzle stealing Tabasco, WTF? And in front of his kid? And brilliant advice to fiance that doesn’t dig the friend, and the same advice you give your kids, and bitchy door opening guy. A lot of life, relationships and civilization is doing shit that isn’t pleasant, what you…

X=51,300. Why the algebra?

Dicks with Dicks? Not funny at all Hannah- it’s obviously a representation of Shaun White’s band’s rehearsals when the female drummer walked in

Man, if I had abs like that and symmetrical nipples I’d go shirtless no matter what too.

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

Oh my stahhs *fans face with lace hand fan*

Citizens arrest—don’t think so. But look up Latrell spreewell.

Joe Johnson, Dwyane Wade and Derrick Rose? The 2011 NBA trade deadline is nuts!

But if he doesn’t spend it on VC, what else will he blow predatory mortage profit money on?

Cavaliers traded my workday productivity for a first round pick 

Just when this shit is getting good?