🎶 Kiko, where you going? Are you blinded?

Hollywood needs to chill with the prequels. I mean, who even asked for the origin story of the TMNT’s sensei?  

There’s no “affiliated business arrangement disclosure” when one free blog recommends you check out another free blog, guy. 

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Oh man! That shot from Garden of the Gods is so great! Here’s mine in the same place!

Literally an entire day at the office reading the full list. So fascinating!!

Isn’t this just “The Life of David Gale”?? That’s like me group-texting my buddies and saying “holy crap I just thought of a crazy ethics question...what happens if your buddy roofies your whole group the night before your other buddy’s wedding and you lose him in Vegas and have to recreate the night so you can find…

(Meeting at Cadillac headquarters)

You hear Laurel if you’re listing for a throaty voice. Yanny if you’re listing for a nasal voice. Brains are crazy!

2X1/9=5,700

Find one of those 4Runners and be all the guys! You’ll never regret it. Ask me how I know.

I like to imagine Paul and Jeff being the same guy who kinda had an internal argument about “what even is basketblogging”, and then used that premise as the springboard of catfishing us all into being friendly on the internet. Hashtag warm fuzzies.

America is the dump truck and this is a tragic metaphor.

You’re doing cars right! Those are some damn fine shots of some damn fine car usage.

Great squad!

I pick one of these up this week...

🎶Chris Carnes will make a...putt, putt!

Ha! A year later, I just discovered my account. But heck yeah! When it gets warm, let’s go romp around!

Ohhh and here they are together the day I bought the Datsun. Drove it home in 26 degree weather from Denver. Feet were numb. Did NOT care.

Oooo also this one right after the Datsun swooped his parking spot.