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Rant: I never thought I would say this considering its Kim K, but I don’t think this was faked for “attention whoring”. Say what you will about her but my gut tells me this isn’t the kind of shit she’d lie about fur attention. Robberies DO happen, and when you consider someone of her wealth this is a reality that has

Panic and didn’t know to dial 112 in France?

Purely speculation, but I’m assuming he would’ve had a faster response time.

I can’t imagine how terrified she must have been. No matter how rich you are or whatever, this is a really fucked up thing to have happen to you. The jewelry is insured/can be replaced/is just stuff, but her peace of mind is surely shattered for a long time if not forever.

unless there is independant video footage backing up what the cops say, I just do not believe them.

It’s a legal loophole and not necessarily the truth. If an officer “reasonably feels like” his/her life is in danger they can shoot the assumed suspect. It doesn’t matter if it’s a real threat or not. They just have to say that they “feared for their lives.” This is how they get away with murder. This is also why the

Always now, the first thing we hear is the police feared for their lives. These well-armed, presumably well-trained, professionals who, again presumably, chose to go into their profession, are evidently scared out of their minds every second of their shifts.

I summon the Jezzie who is the reason I will never eat pumpkin seeds again.

Drop Dead Fred was the first PG-13 movie I ever saw, as a five-year-old. My dad’s logic was that I was five and my sister was eight, which equals thirteen, so as long as we stuck together this was entirely okay. I don’t know where my mother was for this, but she would have been emphatically uncool with it.

I just laughed out loud. I once was out at my friends pool reading a magazine and went to show her something. So I sat up and said “hey so-and-so, look at this!” Top proceeds to pop off.

Yes. I know, because he wrote it in there. “Notebook- you got me in trouble! Stacey found you”

“I took a bath, I shaved my legs, I washed every nook and cranny. So you can fuck me anywhere, even in the fanny. Love, Annie.” - letter my mother in law wrote to my father in law, as forever burned into the memory of my then 10-year old husband who discovered it. And later mine.

a woman i had the hots for had a long-time on-again, off-again relationship with this big, hairy, biker dude. apparently when they were living together, he once ran out of underwear, so he... borrowed a pair of hers for the day (she was big-boned). well, he ran afoul of the DC cops on his bike that day really badly,

Not me, exactly but the two women walking toward me in a sporting good store. That was the moment when the zipper on my sport bra gave up the game completely and unzipped so fast I could not even react. Both sides of this stupid bra pop out of the sides of my summer dress like weird ass wings and oh boy, did I wish I

HOLY SHIT...

There are two kinds of people in the world...