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Yeah, but nobody thinks that they’re “rich rich.”

Bill Cosby sucks, but Cliff and Clair Huxtable are my parenting idols.

It really hit me when we had to do class projects in 3rd grade and I did mine on the Titanic because the movie had just come out so it was easy to obtain magazines and information about it. I made a replica Titanic out of a empty plastic cat food container because that’s all there was around my house. At the time I

I can’t remember when I first realized we were in the upper middle class (dad’s a prominent attorney, mom was in entertainment business), but I do remember my parents clearly teaching me that their money is THEIR money. I was being a snotty 13 year old and begging my mom for the latest trendy jeans - they were like

I can’t count how many times I’ve been uncomfortable with the person sitting next to me on a plane. Everyone is packed like sardines- it’s gonna happen.

As soon as I heard Milo was going to be on Maher’s show, I knew Bill was going to be trash. It just knew that it wasn’t going to be an adversarial interview.

Peak Wilmore and his give no fucks takes are sorely missed from late night. All those bland white men with their clever (lolz) jokes on late night really do such compared to Wilmore. Sam Bee though is golden.

Your average runner inflicts more pain on themselves than most people involved in BDSM. Any sort of contact sport can give you just as many bruises. Do you also condescendingly tell athletes to stop doing what they enjoy?

There’s a correlation between participating in BDSM and better mental health. It’s not clear which

Sorry, but you’re simply ignorant. I use the word “ignorant” neutrally. You’re mistaken and uneducated. There’s an important difference between “hurt” and “harm”. Pain is pleasurable to some people. If a person enjoys pain, it’s “love” to give him what he wants and needs. But, like a physician, the cardinal rule for

I’m stuck on the fucking Cosmo source link calling BDSM “fifty shades style”. For the love of...

My fave biting observational comment of the day was that there are currently more black people in Beyonce than Trump’s cabinet.

Maybe she didn’t have a birth certificate or social security number? You can get through school without those things, but when you’re 18 and getting ready for college or a job it’d start being a real problem, and it’s hard for a kidnapper to explain away. That’s what made Carlina White suspicious.

I love this entire interaction. That woman is not👏🏽here👏🏽for👏🏽it. I can’t say I’d react any differently if I didn’t already know who he was. Some random runs up to me in the street with a mic, he’s getting a mean mug and silence at minimum and a punch in the throat at max.

Decent rhythm, good lyrics (especially when the cat tries to escape via hat), likes cats, named his Ravioli (and Ravioli’s meows were even with the rhythm)...

OMG! WHO IS THAT????? At first I was wondering if my computer was on the fritz because clearly the video was chopped in half. Then I realized that he was actually IN the tub with the cat as he was giving RAVIOLI (how amazing is that name???) a bath! Then I was fearing for his life or at least his penis but then he

It was a nice snapshot of the conditions and some anecdotes, I enjoyed it and fully understood that this is a filler piece as the bigger story is being worked on.

It’s nice to see some context for what the water protectors are experiencing.

I agitate all the time and have yet to receive a damn dime. What am I doing wrong?