You don’t see this everyday folks....

So you’re saying he’s a Contact hitter

he was running into the wall for 10 seconds like RBI Baseball 

The clip is only 57 seconds long, but the ball’s recording device recorded 18 hours of static while it was in right field.

that’s from the 70s, he’s trying to hit a single through the gap, he’s a purist.  Hulk ain’t no high trajectory Instagram slut 

No way does a storm trooper actually throw a pitch into the strike zone.

was gonna say the same thing. its just a quick way to acknowledge that you understood what the other person was saying; like, “meet you at the brewery at 8" or, “go get eggs on the way home from work”

I mean, the Three True Outcome Era is a wildly overblown thing. Let’s take a random year during Goose’s career, 1987, and compare it to 2018:

more strikeouts and HR, the same amount of BB per game (as compared to the 80's). The difference is basically you are seeing 3 more K’s and 1 more HR per team per game. Statistically large, but in the scheme of things, not exactly game changing for a viewer.

Uhhh, if someone is on FaceTime in the gym locker room you call fucking security. That’s not remotely acceptable.

Willful ignorance is a hallmark of stupid people. You ever have a boss that loves to tell you that he doesn’t know how to rotate a PDF? Cool Steve, I guess I shoudn’t be mad at you for getting a job out of high school that paid a living wage, and bought your house in 1979 for 55K when your take home pay was 20K. …

If I came home and found my ex-gfs sitting around drinking MY tea and my wife and daughter are missing, I’d probably first ask them what gives them the right to just take MY TEA.  You couldn’t ask first?  You knew that was the tea that I bought for myself for when I get stressed out, but you just went ahead and took…

RE: The thumb emoji. I’m dating a girl and she does this all the time. I asked her and she said it was one of the default replies on her smart watch so she can acknowledge she saw what I said but not reply immediately.

You millennials, always stuck on the latest new things.

Reached fewer people than a $5 Facebook ad.

I mean, if you’re gonna unfurl a ‘Trump 2020’ flag somewhere, you might as well do it where the people there are so stupid they went to an Orioles game in August.