It’s gotten to the point where when I see a random ultra-rich guy with a nonprofit I just automatically assume its purpose is about 99.8% tax shelter designed to make them and their friends even richer by abusing the tax code and starving our society of the revenue they owe it.

The other 0.2%, of course, is to give…

I appreciate how this bold young man is calling Ross out on the mission of the charity. It’s like:

These owners really need to stick to sports.

I’d have cold feet too if I had to play for the Raiders.

What In The Hell Is Happening In The NL?

This kid is 3 years from sexually assaulting a girl in a frat house and about 20 years from being in the House of Representatives.

Bald guy here—started shaving my head at about 35 (maybe should have at 30). As comfortable as I am with my bald-ass head (who knows, if I had hair, I still might shave it for fun), I have to vote that gray hair > no hair.

Even Drew’s answer is delusional. Sean Bradley was an insane athlete compared to “normal” seven-foot-plus people. There are numerous “very tall even for the NBA” guys, even ones who want to play basketball, who never come close to making the league.

My favorite insults of this non-expletive variety are the sort a grandfather might use to refer affectionately to his grandson, like “sport”, “pal” or “champ”. Call someone an asshole and odds are they let it go, but there is something infuriating and delightful about the condescension of being told, “Alright, ease up…

Grey is 100% better than losing it. 

According to Wikipedia, the average height of an NBA player is 6'7". Unless you were good enough to be a professional basketball player in a league other than the NBA at whatever height you are, you’re not suddenly getting into the NBA at 6'9". What a stupid fucking take.

Any loud phone use should be a war crime.

I said once that I treat nose/ear hairs with the same policy as spiders - I will not seek you out in your dark places and hunt you down, but if you come into the light I will strike without mercy.

Mark my words, it’s going to get real bad.

My younger sister moved up to Milwaukee a few years ago for work and began dating a die-hard Packers fan shortly after. They are set to be married next month. I’ve ignored the fact that he bought her a Rodgers jersey and that she’s worn it, love will make you do stupid things, and I’ve retaliated by giving her Bears…

FIFY

Hello, HelloNewman. I couldn’t help but notice your fine choice of a username. 

Hitting a home run off deGrom is impressive. I hope this kid winds up on a Major League club soon!