I’m an Eagles fan. I just realized- WE get to face Daniel Jones twice a year!

*does happy dance*

“Maybe we’re going to be the Green Bay Model, where Rodgers sat for three years. Who knows?”

I have great difficulty understanding how pathetic one must be to go to a football stadium to watch the NFL Draft. This is the equivalent of people in the ‘90s camping out in front of their local Tower Records to be the first to buy the new album by, like, Everclear.

Glad to hear you’re okay, Drew, and thankful to have you back here writing.

“It’s not even the only time I’ve come across a shitbag in the road. Why would you do this? Why would you bag the shit but not throw it out?”

/leads with a list of things you can never do for the rest of your life, like play hockey or watch Star Wars

I mean, the reviewer says like half a dozen times in half a dozen different ways that the game doesn’t offer anything new here. So, if you like AAA Open World Crafting Resource Collecting Skill Tree With Zombies, The Video Game, then you might be fine with this. If you’re bored of that, then no.

This is what struck me. The numbers are all like “oh, people spent a long time watching Grey’s Anatomy, Friends, and the Office.”. You know what those shows have? A LOT of episodes. Natural breaks that keep the pace breezy. i.e., something you can leave running in the background while you do whatever. Each episode…

I actually misread your first step and thought you meant a stick, that was on fire, and then you invite all your friends over for a neolithic fireside storytelling version of the shows that people are streaming.

They’ve been doing that for 27 years at this point. If they stopped now, it’d be really weird and lead to a lot of fans being konfused.

Self Check-out/ express:

Who the hell thinks Back To The Future ISNT a sci-fi movie? It has time travel! What kind of moronic question is that.

2 more reasons this worked out so well: the catcher got into great position to make the play and Oakland has enough foul territory to add a 9 hole golf course.

That throw reminds me of my Little League career. “Not a backstop in town can hold him”, they said.

Not as much as you have inside your three day old underwear.  

GAHHHHHHH

She’s right. It’s disgusting. Regardless of whether or not you “soil” your undergarments (seriously?) or they smell bad, you still have bacteria and fecal matter in your underwear.  

Yeah I agree. As long as one of my kids isn’t standing on his chair and farting in his brother’s face, I’ll take the parenting win at mealtime and move on.

My wife and I realized at dinner last night that we both heard a lot of “elbows off the table” as kids, but have yet to say that to our 6- and 4-year-olds, b/c really, who cares