And you'll tell anyone you can about it any chance you get.

Damn it, Kevin. 

Someone doesn’t have a JD power award for best sense of humor

What, you don’t enter your PIN number into LCD display on the ATM machine?

I was at Devil’s Playground for the run and it was insane to watch him come up the mountain, the launch out of each corner looked like a drag car taking off. When the time was announced all of Devil’s Playground cheered, it was amazing.

This is a tragic accident but who wheels a a baby on or around a busy street?

They sell the damned things off at auction with virtually no miles on them for sub $5k all the damned time when they paid something like 10x+ that much for them and they just sat in a motor pool on base somewhere for 6 years. At least we got a cool video out of this one.

Exactly why he cut the straps remains unclear.

Brah, why you harshing my mellow?

That’s fine, then us people with a sense of humor will enjoy it :)

The game of Lava, Mustang, Crowds is a lot like Rock, Paper, Scissors.

well in defense... what the hell was the cop doing just sitting there? Waiting on an invitation?! I feel the road rage just watching that... GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Those Toyotas are really grounded to the ground

It was grounded to the ground.

that vacuum cleaner grill is beyond ugly. I’m 30 years old. How about only put a grill that matches what the car needs for air intake, these fake grills are stupid.

Shave his belly with a rusty razor?

Put him in the bed with the captains daughter.

get me a long boat, STAT!