Why Mister Sunny? Why must your frying-pan-whispers always persuade me to kill?

Take this to kickstarter and watch it raaaaiiiiinnn.

how was it not a mystery again? a "omg FOOLLLLEEEDDD YOOOUUUU!" twist out of nowhere at the end is not required to be a mystery. the killer's identity was a mystery to the characters until the last 25 minutes of the show, and to the audience until episode 7 of 8.

I know this is random, but my favourite thing to do in the game is use those talking orbs when I summon people in. I can't help laughing like a complete idiot when that voice starts talking to you "HULLO!" "THANK YOOU" "VERY GOOOD"

"...a mediocre PC to run a slightly-shinier version of a game designed for consoles using decade-old hardware tech."

Fixed that for you.

i think my 780 Ti can handle it

Talk about your... Cloud Gaming!

WOW I can't believe Gabe Newell just announced Half-Life 3 on Reddit is what I would say if Gabe Newell just announced Half-Life 3 on Reddit

Yeah, I feel a LOT of the hate that Thief has received is entirely unwarranted. I've heard from far more people who love it, then people who dislike it. I think reviewers were expecting a return of the original Thief games, which anyone could have told them wasn't going to happen. The game also suffers from a lot of…

I'm not convinced you know what "ignoring" means.

Mike's gonna be all "You're not a TRUE detective, Steve!", and Steve's going to go into a fugue state and murder Mike, then he'll have to solve the very murder he unwittingly committed himself! And at the very end, a character will show up named Trudy Tective, whose entire role on the show is to say her name and then…

You got me excited till I saw the word "mobile"

For my next act, I will spoil the location of a few bunches of bananas.

I wonder how you came to that conclusion when I said nothing in my review about Dark Souls.

Actually, that sound you heard wasn't a starter's pistol. Just someone shooting a stray dog.

mirror, mirror on this knight
who will win this brutal fi...

They have epitomized irony.

Bro, do you even perceive depth?