I love that this year, a number of the scariest stories centered on non-ghost incidents. The modeling gig... the poisoned uncle... a woman buried alive... a madman in the basement... Sometimes the spookiest stories are the ones about other humans.

If you aren’t in pain or uncomfortable with your genitals, don’t chop at them! This feels like female circumcision. Leave the genitals of newborn boys alone too!

I’m wishing she’d gone with “the same way that men do.”

No makeup. No men. No problem.

The harsh environment of the moon is nothing compared to that of Mother Russia! It’s practically a weekend at the spa.

Yes, the party of “fiscal responsibility” will waste millions more of taxpayers money to ultimately fail, again.

Since the creator of those videos has admitted to faking them, does PP have any legal resources against The Center for Medical Progress? It seems like a clear case of slander, and the damages are obvious and calculable.

Hey Mr. Governor, in case you didn’t already know, abortion is a constitutionally-protected freedom for all Americans! Got a problem with that? Then please, find some other country to live in that doesn’t value freedom as much as America does!

God bless this judge.

Imagine a cop did this to your kid. In fact, imagine anyone did this to your kid.

Look at this Lil’ Kim Davis costume (with Magic Mike Huckabee):

I think it is generational and all due to internet porn. Girls and boys who grew up with easy access to porn have become brain washed over how their vagina’s should look. They all want the plastic blow-up doll, bleached, stretched, plucked and (disgustingly) that prepubescent girl look.

I want to know when men are going to start getting scrotalplasty. (Is that even a word?) Have you seen the way men’s sacks sag, wrinkle, and hang as they age? It is unsightly, and it needs to be corrected.

Does it end with every member of your family in tears and your mother putting your father’s shit on the lawn?

I don’t know a man alive who would turn down a woman for having a large labia or not “a youthful one”. At least not a man worth fucking, that is.

I’ll consent to a labioplasty the day my husband has a testicle lift. It ain’t just lady bits that sag, y’all.

My gyno called it ‘redundant labial tissue’. I replied with ‘yep! I’m blessed!” I just wear panties with all my workout clothes and yoga pants. If I don’t, my drapes feel all mashed weird and sideways, and it’s uncomfortable. I have an ‘outie’ I guess! I have no desire to chop them off however.

Long labia haver here. I have never not once felt uncomfortable with my crotchal area in yoga pants. Literally everyone in my yoga class is packing a spandex burger. Doesn't matter.

I mean, having unprotected sex with someone you’re not in a monogamous relationship with is probably a bad idea (though you may think you’re monogamous with someone and they’re lying, that shit happens all the time). But if he knew he fucking had chlamydia, he should have told her and not engaged in that unprotected…