it was Different.

How can one be prolife and pressure one's mistress to have an abortion? Oh I know he is white male republican rules don't apply to him.

It also means "Can't possibly be racist" apparently. :p

"He is British, you see. And they are known worldwide for their cultural tolerance..."

Sounds like a racial slur against us Englanders, Scotch, Walesians and North Irelandish.

WAIT is it?

DOES HE HAVE A TWIRLY MUSTACHE?????????

I had to Google "Britisher" because I didn't think it was a real word.

Because apparently, Tennessee voters needed someone with the morals of a soap opera villain in office?

If it was Mr., Mrs., Mrs, and Mrs I bet they would be cool about it.

"Latest story of abuse of power and gun rape depresses Satan"

I think the answer to your dilemma is a kick-ass guitar solo.

and now i feel like i should just walk backwards into bed & stay there.

The only thing that can stop a bad cop who rapes people with a gun is..

That cat actually looks terrified. Cats don't usually pant except when they are under stress. Poor little guy.

I'm an only male child, and my mom told me she is relieved I am gay because she would've worried about a straight son's ability to nurture her and my dad in their twilight years. I think she is half joking and half dead serious.

Only boy, only child of older parents here (now one left). I am in the pre-throes of taking care now, and am assessing the need to get Mom out of her literally crumbling house (you don't need to hear about it), and I have a network of friends who will provide support. You're going to ride your own friends into the…

Only girl, only child here. I have been panicking about this since conscious memory.