Someone help me here.

Was "Elisabeth Hasselbeck acting as the 'voice of moderation'" the fifth or the sixth sign of the Apocalypse? Or the eighth? I can't recall.

I've forgotten my mythology . . . .

He's such an idiot he probably had to look where Nicaragua was on a map.

I dunno what is more concerning. The fact that he things everyone from south of Texas grew up on tacos...or the fact that he is literally asking her how to put ingredients in a taco. I mean, I know his IQ is probably like 65, but...it's a taco. Not a souffle.

Over the months & years, there's been a progression of adjectives that swirled about my brain in Miley Cyrus word association. Cheesy. Disney. Sweet. Burgeoning. Over compensating. Hubris. Misguided.

Yeah I wasn't a fan of the "behaving like a prostitute" bit, but I'm still with Sinead overall. Making fun of mental illness is such an asshole thing to do.

Miley needs a spanking and a nap. I thought it was very cool that Sinead even took time out of her day to try and counsel the little shit. No good deed.

OKAY. This is totally unrelated to the article. I know this is the wrong place to complain and I don't know where else to write this but whatever, but the ads on the main page are making Jezebel nearly unnavigable and causing the page to freeze. It wont even function. Don't get me wrong I love all things Vampire…

Alright, fresh pink hell sounded like something one of you would say, so fess up.

La Comtesse, is that you?

This is a really lame reaction on my part, but it totally grosses me out that she is wearing her boots while standing in her bed.

I lived in Montgomery County for most of my life and still work there. When I first heard about D. Bruce Hanes issuing same-sex marriage licenses, I was bursting with pride (among other emotions). Thanks to asshats like Tom Creighton I usually feel embarrassed to call Pennsylvania my home state. Excuse me while I…

Why is that when people bring out state's rights, it's always to protect slavery, segregation, Jim Crow, guns, and usurious health insurance, but never to protect puppies and rainbows?

What? Another irrelevant jackass has something to say about something he has no business with? Lordy what a surprise.

Fortunately, what's considered asshatty has changed.

Sometimes, the cheesesteaks, soft pretzels, water ice and a town that smells like chocolate can't outweigh the fact that we Pennsylvanians have terrible taste in politicians.

back in the day, asshat lawmakers who said asshat things got their asses handed to them.

Yeah it was pretty ok to me until I got to the orgasm bit and then it just went off track into la man land. If the orgasm rate for the genders is pretty similar during solo sessions then there are reasons why women have a lower rate then men during sexual intercourse. It is mainly because what does it for a guy,…

the first two aren't that bad, but I felt they were important for context. then BAM

I didn't see much wrong in the first two block quotes. Some people throw themselves at celebrities. No matter how minor. He's right to be wary of them.